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I so believe that I lead a mundane life.
June 28, 2006
i just killed a fly five minutes ago!! and i killed it w a piece of paper. let me describe e sequence of events :D *warning.. graphic descriptions ahead. viewers discretion is advised* (crap) hahaha.
ok theres this fly in my room (duh) which was pretty unusual coz my room is usually very insect-free, not considering the mosquitoes of coz. and i told myself, "i will not kill the fly if it does not disturb or irritate me." so fine..i was left undisturbed for 2hours or so..and just 5 minutes ago, it started CRAWLING on my leg.YES! crawling!! despite me swiping it away countless number of times, it just came back n CRAWLED. ok i think my leg's smelly, but thats no excuse to irritate me.
so.. after that last provocation, i took out a roll of rough paper, and SMACKED it while it was on the floor. and i took a look at its remains.. and DAMN ITS GROSS. ok..e whole body was stuck to e roll of paper, and when i observed more closely, i saw that the abdomen of the fly was BURST. WAHAHA. just like a balloon it BURST! and this gooey liquid just oozed out of it =x guess whats the color? :D its not green, not red, its CREAMY WHITE! damn its just -.- lah.. and guess wat.. its STICKY! how do i noe? of coz i didnt touch the fly, or e gooey stuff that came outta its abdomen for that matter. i took another piece of paper and tried to remove the fly from the roll of rough paper, and the dead fly refused to budge coz of its sticky white gooey abdominal substance. haha =x
anyway, i think i just did the fly a favour. coz i think it'll be dead soon too. what's a fly when it can't fly! rite? how do i noe that it cant fly? haha.. under normal circumstances, what are the chances of u swatting a fly w a ROLL OF PAPER? almost ZERO leh.. and i got it at my first try =D
if im a fly in my nx life, i will nv irritate people. coz they're bound to kill u. like wat i told gera, i will irritate a zebra or a horse, and fly arnd its butt to disturb it. its kinda fun to see its tail swipe from left to right just to shoo me off but to no avail :D
ok la..i tink i crapped alot.. just coz of a stupid fly i killed. i think i did it a favour lah.. let it be remembered for eternity on my blog =x
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